Québec Jokes

This page is broken to two sections:

• Top 10 Reasons to be from Québec
• You know you're from Québec when...

Top 10 Reasons to be from Québec

Have a new/better reason to be from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. You cant beleive that a cashier in Ontario speaks french too!
2. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
3. The only province/territory to ever kidnap federal politicians
4. The only province/territory to use terrorist tactics
5. NON-smokers are the outcasts
6. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
7. Your Poutine doesn't look like dung on your fries
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Runner ups

• Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
• The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers

You know you're from Québec when...

Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. Poutine is not just some weird kind of fries to you, it's a way of life.
2. Provincial and business signs are only in one language.
3. you know your from quebec when you have a mustache at 13.
5. your Mother drive down the Autoroute at 120 km/hr, in a blizzard, and she doesn't flinch.
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Runner ups

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