Alberta Jokes

This page is broken to two sections:

• Top 10 Reasons to be from Alberta
• You know you're from Alberta when...

Top 10 Reasons to be from Alberta

Have a new/better reason to be from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. Big Rock
2. Preston Manning
3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
4. The Premier is a fat, wife-beating alcoholic with a grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's
9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups
10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it

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You know you're from Alberta when...

Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. You lament the fact that grain elevators are disappearing from the countryside.
2. Your idea of a ski hill is a pile of frozen cow dung.
3. You immediately dislike Calgary.
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