British Columbia Jokes

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• Top 10 Reasons to be from British Columbia
• You know you're from British Columbia when...

Top 10 Reasons to be from British Columbia

Have a new/better reason to be from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. Weed
2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges
3. The local hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder
4. The local wine doesn't taste like malt vinegar
5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is 5 hours from downtown
6. A university with a nude beach
7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations
8. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on
9. Cannabis
10. If the weather's bad, wait five minutes.

Runner ups

• If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some of your hash

You know you're from British Columbia when...

Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. it's november, it's raining, but you're still wearing birkenstocks
2. You go broke just paying rent.
3. You think double-glazed windows are for those in Ontario with cold weather.
4. You don't own a heavy winter coat
5. You can't figure out why Manitoba is considered part of Western Canada.
6. You know the meaning of the words gortex and anorak jackets.
7. You wouldn't be caught dead on Vancouver Island or Vancouver without your umbrella and plastic shoes.
8. You either live 20 floors above the street or you live on the street
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Runner ups

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