The Rant

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Molson Canadian's 'The Rant'

Hey,

I'm not a lumber jack, or a fur trader.

I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dog sled.

And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada. Although I'm sure certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

I speak English and French, not American.

And I pronounce it about, not aboot.

I can proudly sew my countries flag on my back pack.

I believe in peace keeping, not policing.

Diversity! Not assimilation.

And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!

A toque is hat.

A chesterfield is a couch.

And it is pronounced Zed! Not Zee, Zed!

Canada is the second largest land mass,

the first nation of hockey,

and the best part of North America.

My name is Joe!

And I am Canadian!

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