Manitoba Jokes

This page is broken to two sections:

• Top 10 Reasons to be from Manitoba
• You know you're from Manitoba when...

Top 10 Reasons to be from Manitoba

Have a new/better reason to be from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
2. Amusing town names like "Flin Flon" and "Winnipeg"
3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
7. You don't need a car, just take the canoe to work
8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood
9. Because of your license plate, you are still "friendly" even when you cut someone off
10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by

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You know you're from Manitoba when...

Have a new/better hint if someone is from this province? Send it in at the bottom of this page.

1. You own at least five Guess Who and BTO albums.
2. You know what a "social" is.
3. If you don't know Randy Bachman or Burton Cummings personally, you have a friend who does.
4. You can argue the merits of boiled or fried perogies.
5. You remember the dates of major blizzards 30 years ago.
6. You see your cat swim by when you look out the window.
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