New Brunswick Jokes

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• Top 10 Reasons to be from New Brunswick
• You know you're from New Brunswick when...

Top 10 Reasons to be from New Brunswick

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1. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income
2. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
4. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
5. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse
6. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television
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Runner ups

• Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
• The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston

You know you're from New Brunswick when...

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Runner ups

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