Prince Edward Island Jokes

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Top 10 Reasons to be from Prince Edward Island

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  1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge
  2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
  3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
  4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from
  5. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave
  6. You can drive across the the province in two minutes
  7. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
  8. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night
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  • The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows
  • You don't share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter

You know you're from Prince Edward Island when...

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